The Spartans


I love it!

If you were a hot dog...

Think of the possibilities!

Mary Katherine

Booze is my momma now

Guest star Jim Carey as a fellow Spartan.

Goth Talk

Colin and "Harey Carey" talking about hot dogs.

"Titanic" Spartan Cheers
From Saturday Night Live

Both: We're sinkin', we're drownin'
Get out the innertubes.

Craig: I'm just fine gonna stay behind
And sketch Kate Winslet's boobs.

Both: It's freezin', we're not teasin',
Our nips are gettin' Hard-O.

Arianna: Bu-bye Winslet, cuz I'm gonna get felt up by Leonardo.

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Both: April 15, 1912, Dear diary...

[To the tune of "Rockin' Robin"]

I sat on this big ship all day long,
thought I'd be singing the life boat song.
I went to the life boat, no siree,
They gave my spot to a girl of three.

Dead and bobbin'(me, me, me)
Dead and bobbin' (gonna be, be, be)
Oh that ocean is really gonna be cold tonight!

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Arianna: I feel like I'm flying (Spits).

Craig: Hey who's that Spartan spittin' out to sea?

Arianna: It's me, it's me!

Craig: I said who's that spartan hawkin' a loogie?

Arianna: It's me, it's me!

Both: Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh, Uh huh, Uh huh! Feed the fish!

Here are some SNL Pics:

Licensed Joyologist

Delicious Dish

The Roxbury Guys